With a zillion doctorates being bestowed upon tinselville stars of late, one needn't bother enrolling in a university anymore. Become a star and the doctorate will follow. As Shilpa Shetty, Akshay Kumar and now Shah Rukh Khan get set to display their doctorates on their mantle place, we ask Indian Universities why they do not consider honoring their homegrown stars likewise - and got blunt replies.